this just happened on my dash…
it happend again
How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!
don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either
wait for it he has sources
hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place
You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass
I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you have? tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah
This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr
I CANT BREATHE
Winternet is coming
pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good
Did you just say rebagled?
this is actually one of my favorite things
Everytime I see this, I have to rebagel it.
At the end of Mockingjay, Part 2, Peeta looks into Katniss’s eyes and says
“You love me. Real or not real?”
Then the screen goes black
and we hear Katniss say “Real”
then we all explode
And then, we hear birds and the meadow appears in the screen, and seconds later we see a dark haired girl and a blond boy running and playing…
OH MY GOD YES
and then the credits roll in and we’re all reduced to blubbering messes
but did you even read the books?
things that annoy me:
- you are too pretty to be a lesbian?????
- are you sure you’re gay????
- you haven’t found the right guy yet??????
- it’s a phase??????
- your gf is a tomboy/butch/masculine so you must actually want dick?????
- my dick will make you straight????
- you don’t look like a lesbian?????
- lesbian sex is just licking and scissoring????
holy shit im fucking crying i’m such a christmas weenie
wow my boyfriend and I are both sobbing
do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues
how about i taste yours for a change?
that was smooth af
I love tumblr-text-posts-turned-pick-up-lines SO MUCH. I want a master post of just these.