A Gentleman's Beard

Archive Ask Manliness

baby-be-with-me-so-larryly:

shadowwolf727:

perchu:

alexiantoinette:

perchu:

calypso-oswald:

perchu:

yea-nah:

vio-and-his-tupla:

karetahana:

thisdefineswhoiam:

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

wait for it he has sources

hi

 he’s here

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

I CANT BREATHE

(via methmatical)

pikachu35739:

supernatural-loves-of-my-life:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

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Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

Everytime I see this, I have to rebagel it.

(via homo-obama)

IMAGINE

cinnasghost:

brookeeverdeen:

holyfandoms:

peetasjaw:

At the end of Mockingjay, Part 2, Peeta looks into Katniss’s eyes and says

“You love me. Real or not real?”

Then the screen goes black

and we hear Katniss say “Real”

then we all explode

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And then, we hear birds and the meadow appears in the screen, and seconds later we see a dark haired girl and a blond boy running and playing…

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OH MY GOD YES

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and then the credits roll in and we’re all reduced to blubbering messes

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but did you even read the books?

(Source: evurdeen, via homo-obama)

gayblowjob:

things that annoy me:

  • you are too pretty to be a lesbian?????
  • are you sure you’re gay????
  • you haven’t found the right guy yet??????
  • it’s a phase??????
  • your gf is a tomboy/butch/masculine so you must actually want dick?????
  • my dick will make you straight????
  • you don’t look like a lesbian?????
  • lesbian sex is just licking and scissoring????

(via homo-obama)

my-dear-psychopath:

These are probably the best things ever.

EVER.

(via homo-obama)

praisethefood:

millshouse:

riseofthedaleks:

This airline asked people what they wanted for Christmas and then gave them whatever it was at their arrival destination. how cool!

holy shit im fucking crying i’m such a christmas weenie

wow my boyfriend and I are both sobbing

(via homo-obama)

shesonlylittle:

luigivevo:

keytosymphony:

worldaccordingtofangirls:

do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues

how about i taste yours for a change?

that was smooth af

I love tumblr-text-posts-turned-pick-up-lines SO MUCH. I want a master post of just these.

(Source: asslicker2002)

kellanium:

i swar 2 god bill.

(Source: reddit.com, via homo-obama)

youneedhumanity:

OH MY GOD

(Source: frekkenbok, via haltiy)

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via stonedtemplestarship)